Dreams are like energy in physics. They mutate along with your maturing soul.
For now I am just pretending to be a slice of Tilsit – the cheese that turns the ecosystem in your fridge up side down – who knows maybe I’ll be soon enough a Jarlsberg – a blend of cheeses.
Now that we cleared my achievements in the language of cheese we can take a look at the serious stuff: Where is the mango?
Apparently Nando’s kidnapped the giant fake fruit. But what would a restaurant chain do with it?
Yes this case has become rather complex, and despite all this being a marketing joke, I doubt not even the Queensland tourists get it.